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Sunday, December 04, 2005
Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you wish were true , (add one true thing about you) .
{Got this from Jos . So I guess things that are NOT true , I should leave it alone ?? Muahaha !}
I miss somebody right now. (All the time lah !)
I don't watch much TV these days. (Spend more time on the computer liao .)
I love olives. (Olive oil counted ?)
I own lots of books. (Neah ! Never liked them . Born enemies !)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Neither .)
I love to play video games. (Playstation counted ? I love Resident Evil 3 - Nemesis !!)
I've tried marijuana. (Want me to die ah ?!)
I've watched porn movies. (*Yawns*)
I have been in a threesome. (Group project counted ?)
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (No lah ! I very sane one .)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Definitely !!)
I curse sometimes. (All the time !!)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Especially from 31/08/2005 ! Thanx Bitch !!)
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Safety-pins counted ?)
I'm TOTALLY smart. (I wish !!)
I've broken someone's bones. (KFC chickens counted ?)
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I wish to flyyy .....)
I hate the rain. (Love it lah !)
I'm paranoid at times. (All the time !)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Of course lah !)
I need money right now. ( Never have enough of it !)
I love sushi. (No raw ones for me oso .)
I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes loh .)
I have fresh breath in the morning. (Issit possible ?)
I have long hair. (Dun think itz possible for my fat , flat head . *Sobs*)
I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Dun like to gamble .)
I have at least one sibling. (Got 1 da-jie . Many pets as siblings oso .)
I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Tiny dot on the map - SINGAPORE !)
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I'm au-naturale .)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Muz know who called mah .)
I like the way that I look. (I wish !!!)
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Neah . Dun like to lie .)
I know how to cornrow. (Huh ?)
I am usually pessimistic. (Good what . Then wun be disappointed easily .)
I have a lot of mood swings. (No lah , always 1 mood . MOODY !)
I think prostitution should be legalized. (Huh , U mean itz not ?)
I think Britney Spears is pretty. (Okay only lah .)
Slept with a Suitemate. (What's that ? Slept with Sushi , Vonne , Nerd & some others have lah .)
I have a hidden talent. (Zero talents lah .)
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Sluggish like a slug .)
I have a lot of friends. (Not too bad lah .)
I am currently single. (Need I say more ?)
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Mummy !! I love U !!)
I enjoy talking on the phone. (No way !!)
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (No lah , jeans more my kind .)
I love to shop. (Just no $ only .)
Enjoy window shopping. (Just no time only .)
I would rather shop than eat. (Can burn calories mah .)
I would classify myself as ghetto. (Not really lah ! Unless someone gets on my nerves loh .)
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (What's bourgie ?)
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I love my Blog at Blogger.com .)
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (I hate the BITCH !!)
I 'm a pretty good dancer. (I wish !!)
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Sometimes , when she starts to nag .)
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God. (Buddha , Kwan-Imm .)
I watch MTV on a daily basis (Neah , dun have cable TV downstairs , only mum's room got .)
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Never !)
I've rejected someone before. (Of course lah . Losers must reject wat ! Ah bo ? Accept ah ?)
I currently like someone. (*Sighzz* For a long time liao .)
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Floating away ...)
I want to have children in the future. (To claim my body when I die mah .)
I have changed a diaper before. (Not only 1 , dunno how many liao !!)
I've called the cops on a friend before. (I'm no betrayer lah .)
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. (Nope .)
I am not allergic to anything. (Allergic to Sulphur Drugs & Kiwifruit . Ya !)
I have a lot to learn. (ALOT !!!)
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. (No lah . Too wide the gap .)
I am shy around the opposite sex. (Why should I ?)
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (No lah . Computer would explode sia .)
I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Huh ?)
I have tried alcohol or drugs before. Both? (Wine , beer , Panadol , antibiotics counted ?)
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (No way !!)
I own the "South Park" movie. ( "They killed Kenny , U Bastards !")
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Ha ! Poor colleague .)
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum. (Neah !)
I enjoy some country music. (Shania Twain , Faith Hill ?)
I would die for my best friends. (Ya , I'm that loyal . But not to die for a crime lah .)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (Not really .)
I watch soap operas whenever I can. (*Yawn*)
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (When it comes to work especially !)
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Helps meh ?)
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. (Yuck !)
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". (Huh ?)
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Tricka treat .)
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (I love my kitchen sink's sponge better .)
I have dated a close friend's ex. (Neah . Funny wat .)
I like surveys/memes. (When I'm bored loh .)
I am happy at this moment. ('Coz I'm off today !! Then can watch Star Awards .)
I'm obsessed with guys. (Muahahaha !! Only 1 lah . *winks*)
Democrat. (Duh ?!)
Conservative Republican. (What the ...?!)
I am punk rockish. (B.E.P. counted ?)
I am preppy. (??)
I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Try to . I need to be pampered not to pamper .)
I study for tests most of the time. (Never !! Muahaha !)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Same as others lah .)
I can work on a car. (Ambulance can lah .)
I love my job. (NO WAY !!!)
I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I WISH !!)
I have more than just my ears pierced. (Neah , only ears pierced . Tummy too fat .)
I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Yuck !)
I have jumped off a bridge. (A bed have lah .)
I love sea turtles. (Hmmmm... No comments . Cats can or not ?)
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Not makeup . Facials !!)
I believe in prophetic dreams. (Never really have one , though .)
I am on to achieving a major goal/dream. (*Prayz hard*)
I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Again , zero talents .)
I worked at McDonald's restaurant. (Neah , only ate in it .)
I hate office jobs. (BORING !!)
I love sci-fi movies. (*Yawns*)
I think water rules. (Definitely , but I dun drink enough of it .)
I went to college out of state. (No lah , always in Singapore.)
I am adopted. (I hope not .)
I like sausage. (Yummy !)
I am a pyro. (Duh ?)
I love the Red Sox. (Nope .)
I have thrown up from crying too much. (Used to . Told myself not to cry anymore .)
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (I think they're mad !)
I love kisses. (Especially from the person U love .)
I fall for the worst people. (Think I stoopid ah ?!)
I adore bright colors. (Neah ! I love Black , Black loves me .)
I love Dear Abby. (Who is she ??)
I can't live without black eyeliner. (Neah , no need eyeliner . No lids to draw on wat .)
I think school is awesome. ( NEAH !!!)
I think pigtails serve a purpose. (For pulling ??)
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. (Lazy to blog I guess .)
I usually like covers better than originals. (Huh ?)
I don't like multi-textured ice cream. (I love ice-cream lah !!)
I think John Cusack is adorable. (Not really . Moses Chan Ho cuter !!)
I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Dun mind them loh .)
I watch Food Network way too much. (Whatz that ? Singapore got meh ?)
I love coaching youth sports. (I want to learn ah , not coach .)
I can pick up things with my toes. (Okay lah . Not that bad .)
I can't whistle. ( Can ... Pheee !)
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither. (Why should I ?)
I have ridden/owned a horse. (Singapore Zoo , Perth , Malaysia ...)
I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Let me check .)
I can't stick to a diet. (Thatz why I'm still an Ah-Pui !)
I talk in my sleep. (Hee ! Dunno leh . So far no complains .)
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. ( I think I shouldn't be born at all .)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Thatz the way , man .)
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. (Hmmm , let me try .)
I have jazz in my blood. ( Neah .)
I would not be friends if they weren't family. (No lah . How can ?)
I wear a toe ring. (Toe nail have lah . Ingrown ones too !)
I have a tattoo. ( But dun want to spoil my skin leh .)
I love vaginas. (HUH ???!)
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. ( Ya , & I'm getting my buns ready .)
I am a caffeine junkie. (Nope , I need my beauty Zzzzzzzzzzz....)
I know who Santos L. Halper is. (Santa Claus I know lah .)
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed. (*Yawns* Outgrew my Sweet Valley Twins days liao .)
I love wrestling. (Fun wat !)
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (??)
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (BITCH Beware !!)
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. (I know what it is lah but I dun do it .)
I have been to over 15 conventions. ( Service Quality , Stoma , Stroke .....)
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Not anymore .)
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Soyabean better lah .)
I'm an artist. (I got E8 in Art in my 'O' levels leh .)
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made. (Dun like him that much lah .)
I have an unhealthy Taco Bell obsession. (Neah , Mac maybe .)
I have had a crush on a cartoon character when I was a kid. (Ninja Turtles - Raphael .)
I have spent more on anime and manga than many spend on computers or other high end products. (No .)
I only clean my room when neccesary. (Lazy lazy sluggy ...)
My gawd !! FINALLY !!!
Purred Ranz @ {11:53}
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NAME : ~Ranz~
