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7th Week Down .....

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Yippeee ... ! Nearing the day I make a comeback to my workplace . It's about time lah . Been away for wayyy too long . Starting to lose my momentum for proper hard work & gaining tonnes & tonnes of weight . *Sobs* Everyone's SURE gonna comment wat a roly-poly I've become when I get back . Wat the heck , let them ! Then when I lose weight again , let them wonder if I have some deadly illnesses again . Wahaha ! Never can please everyone . Anyway , as I was saying , the only thing I'll miss about the course will probably be the 5 days work week & weekend offs . *Double sobs* Back to the harsh reality of shift work . Then again , I should be happy that I'll be getting my shift allowances again . Well , not that it's ALOT to begin with . Bah !

Talking about allowances , juz learnt from my colleague yesterday that we'll be receiving a paltry increment this month . Well , it's considerably more than the previous years but still paltry . Well , better than none . Hiyahhh ... , how to reach my $3k basic pay goal at this rate ? Dream on Ranz , dream on . Wahaha ! Become an old , fat , grouchy , spinster missy still wun be able to reach that amount lah . :D

Anywayz , finally completed my 2 weeks posting to Clinc C - Phototherapy Unit . So glad that it's over . :p Ermmm , though in between I did slack around & hide away in other clinics lah . Hahahaha !! Can't blame me lah . I'm not someone who can take mundane work , U know ? I get bored easily . Even my coursemate Siew Hui noticed that and commented recently . I dun deny . Haha ! Gimme challenges & excitement anytime !! Well , I dun mean those ICUs and A&Es excitement though . That will be too much for my lousy heart to bear . Finicky Ranz !! :p As I was saying , didn't really enjoy my posting in Clinic C . Dun get me wrong . The staff there are superbly kind , humourous , willing to teach , skillful & knowledgeable . But the work there is superly routine also ! Really salute the staff there for being able to work in this unit for almost eternity . Haha !! My salute to ALL the staff in the centre lah , for being able to work in such conditions AND maintain their sanity . Not easy , not easy at all ! Hey , no insults intended . :D

Witnessed the old , f*ckingly idiotic millions-in-her-bank bitch bitching away again on Friday (20/10/2006) . Poor L.P. , kena for nothing . Every newbie gotta be given a chance mah . WTF ?! KNN ! Nabei ! Ooops ... ! Sorry . Juz that tat piece of shit really sounded super BITCHY loh . Gotta cheek to go complain to the Sister AGAIN some more . Well , tatz all she's good for . F*cker ! Go burn alive in hell !! Then I shall hold the scissors the way U wanna and poke your f*cked up face till Botox also cannot save U . Wahaha !! Dun worry L.P. , I believe U've done a good job & U really did your best to satisfy tat super bitch . Keep up the good work & dun let her bitchiness affect your mood . Juz put up a plastic front when U see her 'coz tatz the only way to face a plastic bitch . Ha ! Anyway , did I mention that L.P. was MY preceptor when I myself was a newbie in my workplace ? Haha !! Small world ya ? She left 5 years ago & here we are , meeting & working together again 5 years later . Still the same chirpy gal . Prettier though . Therefore , I know a good worker when I've worked wif one , so the person who needs to go for re-training is U , U f*cking millions-in-her-bank bitch ! Re-training in basic courtesy & manners & being human that is ! Bah ! :(

On a lighter note , the centre kindly celebrated my birthday in advance on Tuesday (17/10/2006) . Quite a pleasant surprise . Why did I say quite ? Well , 'coz of the irritating attitude of some long beanie , thinking that he's so high UP in the sky . Pui ! Ooops , I mustn't be ungrateful & say bad things 'coz afterall , the management really made an effort to spring this surprise on me , but at the same time , it was at the most inappropriate timing lah . 1stly , they held it AFTER our working hours . Who's gonna be willing to stay back just for the party ? Even I as the birthday gal won't , let alone the others . We're all tired out , especially tat day was our 'traumatic' exam day . Haha ! Then , some gals gotta rush off for degree classes , and there they were , waiting for the long beanie to make his grand appearance before they could start . Pwah !! Make me wonder who's supposed to be the star-attraction here . Then , it's wayyy to early to celebrate my birthday lah . One whole week in advance leh . I dunno , neber experience before . Wahaha !! Oh well , anyway , din even have the mood to eat my cake . Juz cut it and took a chicken puff away wif me and hastily made my exit . Was really in no mood to celebrate 'coz of post exam 'depression' & I needed to rush home to help Helga out with Orange Boy . Oh well , itz the tot tat counts I guess . Gotta feel important & privilaged 'coz as I've mentioned before , the centre's own gals dun enjoy such niceties . So Ranz , gotta be grateful !! Anywayz , lookee :

My birthday cake . Hmmm , I dunno , but they tink I cute like Tweety issit ?

Ermmm ... I got a tiny teddy as well . Looking at tis pic , U'll probably tink that it's the celebration for a 1 year-old . But thank U very much , I'm 27 !! :(

Look where little teddy ended up in . In Mum's bookshelf wif Papa bear & Mama bear . :D Cute rite ? Juz like my family now . Daddy's & Mummy's only little gal left . Now tat Sis has gotten married & started her own family . Wahaha !! Me the usual pampered brat . Bite me ! Anywayz , yes , in case U've noticed , the 2 bigger bears ARE decked in the uniforms of ICA . Daddy's a Customs Officer U see . And I dunno why for the past 2 years , they've been giving their staff a pair of bears in uniform . Cute rite ? Different year , different type of bears , but all in uniform one . Wahaha !! I'd like MY workplace to gimme a pair of bears in missy uniform or stethoscopes . That will be cute . :D

Ha ! Mum & I accompanied Helga & Orange Boy to the vet's this morning (21/10/2006) for his 3rd acupuncture session wif Dr. O. :

Cool ! Hope it helps . Poor Helga AND Mum , really draining their resources trying to help this little fella . Curse the f*cking idiot guy & his galfren who caused this misery ! May the 2 of U get kicked as well , so hard till U lose YOUR bladder & anal functions also , AND rot in hell also also !! Damn damn damn U 2 !!! Evil freaks ! Pick someone your own size to abuse next time . In case U all are tinking how foul-mouthed I am , think again when U read the following . The vet said that the impact of the kick Orange Boy had to his spine was equivalent to a 3-storey fall !!! So , am I still being mean in my words to whoever that 2 f*ckers are ? Neah , I dun tink so ! Bah bah !!

Hee ! Dropping by my workplace for a while coming Wednesday (25/10/2006) to get my flu jab . Yay ! Looking forward to it . Hahaha !! No , I'm not a sadist for pain but the flu jab's really good stuff ! I strongly recommend it . And , will probably drop by A&E as well to get a referral to CSMC for my 'ke-lian' left knee . Eeee , hope I'm juz being paranoid & that there's NOTHING wrong wif my knee . Hope the Drs will juz say , "Ranz , U're too fat ! Gotta lose alot of weight !" Wahaha !! That will be easy peasy & reassuring to me loh . Dun wanna end up like Nigel lah . :( Poor guy .

Also , will be visiting cutie-pie Sir Squirrel next Sunday (29/10/2006) either before or after dropping by Siti's place for Hari Raya . Missed him ! Ooops ... Finally Squirrel has gained his sexual identity . He's officially a BOY !! Wahaha !! Good for him . Anyway , latest pic of the darling :

My my ... He's grown , but still sweet as ever huh ? Eternally grateful to Sammy & family (hey , it rhymes !) . Also Squirrel's own good karma for landing himself in such a nice family . Lucky lucky ! If only ALL little animals on Earth have this luck . Haizzz ...

Phew ... ! Long update ya ? More another time when I feel like it . Remind me to tell U about the pleasant D&D surprise . Hah ! Nothing much lah , juz an unexpected treat for moi . *Yawns* Oh well , nitey !! :D