Yo peeps , introducing baby Faith Ng .

Oh well , yeah , she's like pretty , cute , sweet , watever U wanna call her la . She's turning 4 this December . She's quite funny like her mother (my Sis) , but I tell ya , she's like spoilt to bits by her parents & grandparents lor . I'm like the major meanie around who refuses to kow-tow to her temper tantrums . Mwahaha !!! *Sniggers like Count Dracula* Hence , earning the prestigious title of "The Most F*cked Up Aunt" , as 'awarded' by my dear Mum . 'Nuff said about my equally f*cked up , $$ grubbing , sh*t family . Well , maybe not so much of my Dad . But haizzz , they are ALL the same . Bloody sh*ts . Nevermind ... I'm NEVER a fan of kids I tell ya . Dunno why I juz dun have the affinity with them . And they fear me too . MWAHAHAHA !!! Issit my gigantic physique ? Or my fugly face ? Or my booming voice ? Watever !!! The bottom line is , I DON'T LIKE THEM as much as they dun like me . Fair and square . :D So I was kindda bemused when I got chided last week by my coursemate for saying harsh and mean words about kids . I was really really amused instead of being angry with her for nattering at me . I mean wad the freaking f*ck ? Can't I dislike kids , the way most people dislike cats ? I mean watz your f*cking problem sia ? Hahaha !!! Go f*ck somemore and have a dozen whiney punies la ! I dun freaking care lor . But I am entitled to my likes and dislikes as much as anyone . But ANYWAY , I was juz voicing my displeasure about BRATTY kids , NOT ALL kids , okay . So I really dunno watz her KNN problem . :D I'm NOT tat a sadist to hate all kids in the universe . Juz idiotic , whiney , bratty ones . I mean , which sane person can ta-han such creatures man ? I really hope this coursemate of mine ends up wif like 5 of such kids , then see she still wanna disagree wif me bo . Mwahahaha !!! ;D
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